How I want my bank account to look like by 25.
Claiming it.
Waaaaay up 🙏🏾
11:11am on the receipt.
Reblog for prosperity, and success. May you always have what you need.
That’s what I’m saying
In other words, this is the ATM receipt, reblog and money will come your way.
Doesn’t hurt to try.
^
Own it
Want
Y'all are just….planning to keep a million dollars in checking?
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“Trying to play hide and seek with my dog, but she gets just TOO EXCITED when I spot her lol”
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Friendly reminder that this hell site is owned by Yahoo, a company who are now actively advocating for the death of Net Neutrality.
Friendly fucking reminder that the site is actively forcing users to unfollow the net neutrality tag after 20 or so minutes of following it.
Friendly reminder that this site is now actively trying to limit our ability to share information and spread awareness.
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The smile on the man’s face says it all. (via bodegacats)
I love them both.
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me (cleaning up): holds knife
intrusive thoughts: what if-
me: ok edgelord we get it what if i slit my wrists right now can we please just focus
Additionally;
me: *waiting for the subway*
intrusive thoughts: what if you jumped
me: it would cause a four hour delay while they pick your body parts out of the rails you fucking prick, can we please for once get on public transit without going through thisAlso;
Me: *walking along a busy road*
intrusive thoughts: What if you just fell over in front of this truck?
Me: It would back up traffic all fucking night and probably hurt a lot of people you prick.Gosh. I never have thoughts like this
didnt ask but that sounds nice
Me: *walking down the stairs*
Intrusive Thought: I could throw myself down these flight of stairs and leave more time for everyone else!
Me: Or you end up with a broken wrist and sprain ankle you dickhead keep walkingMe: *driving on a bridge*
Intrusive thoughts: I could just drive straight into that lake and finish it right now.
Me: You asshole, this is a new car. Just fucking keep going like everyone else you prick.oh my god,^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I needed this
Me: *standing at a lookout* It’s so beautiful here…
Intrusive thoughts: yeah, look at that view, you could just step out into it and you’d probably never feel the impact when you hit the ground 20m below…
Me: Bitch, don’t ruin the view for everyone else. Fucksake.
Me: *doing literally nothing*
Intrusive thoughts: What if-
Me: Can’t you just shut the fuck up and chill for once? God damn
Me: I wonder what my wife wants for dinner?
Intrusive thought: a divorce
Me: Now, Timothy, that’s just uncalled for. You can’t even eat that.
Me:* pouring tea*
Intrusive thoughts: you shoul-
Me: pour the hot tea on myself? God fucking chill out I just want some tea edge lord
Me..
Me: hey i really this person
Intrusive thoughts: hey i’m just saying… they hate you
Me: dude could you not?
OR
me: *doing literally nothing*
intrusive thoughts: have you cons-
me: Clawing my eyes out? With my bare fucking hands? Um… no thanks edge lord.
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Check out this app 👉 https://sweatco.in/i/jake847375 … It pays for walking
what a vicious attack
Cats are actually really good at understanding kittens’ limits.
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French street artist duo Blesea and Baby K just brought cartoons into real life. There’s an old blockhouse on the beach of Réville in France that got an extreme makeover and was transformed from a grey, abandoned building into a stunning life-size Shenron dragon from the famous Dragon Ball series. Text via Bored Panda
More info: Blesea’s Facebook | Baby K’s Facebook
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“Trying to play hide and seek with my dog, but she gets just TOO EXCITED when I spot her lol”
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And they said college would be harder than high school…
i am dying to know what jerry and robby did to...
Incredible.
pigeon bakery
